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The Business of Bodybuilding: The Basics

The Business of Bodybuilding: The Basics

admin February 20, 2015 Comments

Economists are weird dudes by nature. They take data, analyze it, look for trends, and come up with theories about how to best impact a given market. While on the surface they may have

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Stop The Steroid Propaganda! – Danny Manslaughter

Stop The Steroid Propaganda! – Danny Manslaughter

admin January 31, 2015 Comments

By: Danny Manslaughter  Without a doubt, possibly the greatest triumph in the history of television—was the ‘The Outer Limits’, specifically the ‘new series’ that premiered in the mid 90’s. Like all good sci-fi, and

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Interview with IFBB Pro, David Paterik

Interview with IFBB Pro, David Paterik

admin January 21, 2015 Comments

There’s a scene in The Matrix where Morpheus offers Neo a choice “You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

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The Gymnauseum

The Gymnauseum

admin January 17, 2015 Comments

Step inside…. –Throw your soiled towel in the hamper, hold the vomit in, violently belch the benzedrex lavender inhaler, your eyes display a haunting combination of jaundice yellow and blood-shot red. The cephalic veins

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Good Intentions, Bad Consequences: The Hooton Conundrum

Good Intentions, Bad Consequences: The Hooton Conundrum

admin January 10, 2015 Comments

Don Hooton, the man the government has cited for over half a decade in it’s crusade against steroids, only acts out of emotion because he is unable to come to terms with the death

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Exclusive Interview with IFBB Pro Joshua Thompson

Exclusive Interview with IFBB Pro Joshua Thompson

admin December 30, 2014 Comments

“Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be.” – John Wooden Long before he put on a pair of posing trunks, stepped on a bodybuilding stage, or earned his IFBB Pro card Josh

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A Personal Triumph at Walgreens

A Personal Triumph at Walgreens

admin December 22, 2014 Comments

A few Thursday’s ago, I shrieked in pain, face even more grimacing than usual, a muscle-stallion in utter defeat as pain throbbed through my left deltoid. I’m not a stranger to pain, it remains

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Stocking Stuffers for Bodybuilders

Stocking Stuffers for Bodybuilders

admin December 16, 2014 Comments

DM GETS IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT It’s a harsh world out there, post 2008 collapse, the life of the young proletariat bodybuilder, forced to forever struggle (YET WITH HUGE FUCKING GUNS). You barely scrape

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The Iron Affinity 2014 Postseason Awards

The Iron Affinity 2014 Postseason Awards

admin December 4, 2014 Comments

The arenas are empty, the lights are dimmed, the smell of Mar Tan and armpit that’s been floating over the pump up room for the last three weeks like smog over the Los Angeles

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The ‘Lucky’ Seven

The ‘Lucky’ Seven

admin December 4, 2014 Comments

So, you’ve decided that you want to be a bodybuilder, and now’s the time to finally go for it. You broke up with your girlfriend, said goodbye to your gym buddies, and stuffed all

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