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The Gymnauseum

The Gymnauseum

admin January 17, 2015 Comments

Step inside…. –Throw your soiled towel in the hamper, hold the vomit in, violently belch the benzedrex lavender inhaler, your eyes display a haunting combination of jaundice yellow and blood-shot red. The cephalic veins

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A Personal Triumph at Walgreens

A Personal Triumph at Walgreens

admin December 22, 2014 Comments

A few Thursday’s ago, I shrieked in pain, face even more grimacing than usual, a muscle-stallion in utter defeat as pain throbbed through my left deltoid. I’m not a stranger to pain, it remains

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Stocking Stuffers for Bodybuilders

Stocking Stuffers for Bodybuilders

admin December 16, 2014 Comments

DM GETS IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT It’s a harsh world out there, post 2008 collapse, the life of the young proletariat bodybuilder, forced to forever struggle (YET WITH HUGE FUCKING GUNS). You barely scrape

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Welcome to the World’s Dumbest Village

Welcome to the World’s Dumbest Village

admin December 3, 2014 Comments

Scrolling through Facebook, sometimes I see something interesting (but rarely). Lately, it’s been polluted by an incessant stream of middle-class white people shrieking about the Ferguson riots. These ‘animals’ as they put it (convenient

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7 Reasons to Love Iron Affinity

7 Reasons to Love Iron Affinity

admin November 19, 2014 Comments

—Recently a friend noted to me ”Dan—You have to write articles in lists, that’s what everyone does these days. No one has the attention span to read anything else”. I’m going with my friend Stanley’s

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‘Manimal’ Crack, Danny Manslaughter

‘Manimal’ Crack, Danny Manslaughter

admin October 16, 2014 Comments

‘Manimal’ Crack, A supplement so hardcore you can only get it from a fella named Peanut at the park.  

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For The Underdog

For The Underdog

admin October 9, 2014 Comments

By: Danny Manslaughter There’s a lot of hullaboo and talk about this burgeoning ‘Alternative Fitness’ phenomenon. What is it? Is Danny Manslaughter mentally unstable? OK, so I just made all of that shit up

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Danny Manslaughter – A Brief Portrait of a Friend: Dax

Danny Manslaughter – A Brief Portrait of a Friend: Dax

admin October 3, 2014 Comments

By: Danny Manslaughter I’ve never been one to have a lot of phony friends, quick to laud in perceived success, much quicker to disappear in times of turbulent waters. I recall reading at one

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Alternative Fitness Hour, Ep.3: IFBB Pro, Erik Martinez

Alternative Fitness Hour, Ep.3: IFBB Pro, Erik Martinez

admin October 2, 2014 Comments

New IFBB Pro & 2014 NPC USA welterweight-champion, Erik Martinez interviews with the Alternative Fitness Hour! Erik discusses a plethora of topics, ranging from his origins as a wrestler in both high school and

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Iron and Music Keep Me Together – Danny Manslaughter

Iron and Music Keep Me Together – Danny Manslaughter

admin September 30, 2014 Comments

By: Danny Manslaughter The remarkable Grammy Award winning multi-instrumentalist and blues musician Taj Mahal penned the album and song ‘Music Keeps me Together’ in 1975. It is an enchanting album of reggae and skank-heavy

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